From Kylie to Queen to Frozen, you might not expect these players' picks.
Who do you think has the best AFL goal song this year? (Supplied.)
Whether it be in the stadium or from your couch, everyone loves a good sports song.
Some of a game’s greatest memories have been soundtracked by the likes of the culture’s greatest, from the moody bassline in Seven Nation Army, the boom boom clap of Queen’s We Will Rock You, or the drunken do-do-do’s of Chelsea Dagger on a Saturday night.
With the AFL grand final taking place this Saturday, the Brisbane Lions and Sydney Swans will battle it out for the 2024 premiership cup title, marking the first two non-Victorian teams to be in the grand final in over a decade.
With a brand new goal songs playlist that’s been getting them through 2024, we take a look at the songs that have christened the goal posts for these Aussie sports stars. From Kylie, Queen, and the Frozen soundtrack: here’s the best (and worst) of goal songs of 2024.
Undeniably great song… too depressing for a goal celebration. Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas wrote the song about the time he spent as a kid caring for his mother who was sick with cancer. Noah, I really hope you’re not feeling lonely after scoring.
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Same as 42 - great song; doesn’t fit the mood. From Little Things, Big Things Grow may have been a better Paul Kelly choice.
There are millions of songs to choose from and these fellas keep choosing the heartbreaking ones. Is everything ok? Do you really miss WA that bad?
Madden is a Gaelic man, so picking Scottish songstress Amy Macdonald is actually quite sentimental. Just doesn’t get the crowd up enough.
Great, great song. There’s no denying Callum has taste, AND he’s a great asset to the Lions. The play on words is also a pleasure. Unfortunately, Alvvayys’ Archie, Marry Me isn’t well-known enough to get the justice of a full crowd belter.
Controversial opinion. Is Hey Baby sung after every Australian crowd clear-out from festivals and sports games? Yes. Is it overdone? Yes. But bonus points for the ‘Hey Bailey’ crowd remix.
While a Sunny Coast upbringing doesn’t exactly count one as a ‘Boy from the Bush’, Payne’s track has some appeal with country fans.
A bit sensual, a bit threatening: Robertson’s broody Arctic Monkeys choice is intimidating enough to be taken seriously but not lively enough for crowd encouragement. Great bassline.
Five’s Keep On Movin’ carried a consensus of optimism into the nineties, and continues to carry that optimism into the stadium today. We can’t wait to hear more of this in the final, as Fort subs in for McIerney.
Wilmot is an understated player, with a 70% win rate over 55 games. With Iyaz’ hit R&B song soundtracking him, we hope to see a few amazing match replays highlighting Darc in the GF.
He’s been a true blue Lions player for the past six years, but this defender needs to learn that he’s kicking a dead horse with All Star.
Lost some clout on this one thanks to Grohl… bad timing.
Funky and fairly new. Goes alright.
Sharp is number 22, turning 22 in December - the song tying it all together is just chef’s kiss.
Chris Martin’s whoaaaa’s within this song make for an engaging and emotional moment.
This one places retired ravers back in their element.
Shadeau Brain’s song of choice is a cheeky one. An interesting choice to say the least.
This co-captain is in the middle of the pack with a safe choice. Steppenwolf’s Magic Carpet Ride provides some fun clavinet and guitar strumming to make the boomers and Gen X in the crowds positively giddy.
Release your inhibitions, FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN.
Queen will always be timeless within the stadium. With a fan-involving clap-sequence in the middle of the chorus and an easy-to remember earworm chorus, its a pretty solid pick from Tom. Not heard enough this year with Doedee’s season-ending ACL tear.
Henry’s Beatles classic encourages a little hip action, getting some light grooving from the crowd. Cue the Ferris Bueller scene, and you’ll understand the potential with this one.
A hotly contested track from Kalin; Australians ride a fine line between loving and hating Travis, and it’s all in the age bracket. Serving as the gym track for thousands of Aussies worldwide, we understand the hype that gravitates towards this track for some fans.
A classic from a young fella helps the parents know that the kids are alright. Anyone who has listened to Triple M in the past three decades will know every word to the chorus, and the high notes are very appealing to attempt with a bit of liquid courage.
A favourite amongst the younger triple j-oriented audience. It really is all about Confidence, baby.
While a little unfamiliar to crowd members outside of the Gen Z and Gen Alpha age brackets, this TikTok-famous tune is a banger to throw your hands in the air to. This track will be ending its run this year, as Lyons retires after the 2024 season.
An alt-rock classic and allows McKenna to honour his Irish heritage. A job well done.
Froggy has nailed the goal song here. Unfortunately for Farnham fans, Frog is a defender.
Torrent’s got his machine guns ready to go. Which team will bite the dust for this final game?
The big O provides some in-stadium comedy with this Kasey Chambers track. A juxtaposed number to hear when the 6’7 ruckman slots a goal through.
“Hey Hugh, don't make it bad. Take a sad game and make it better.”
Extra points for McCartney’s endless nanana’s at the end.
If your girlfriend wasn’t already in love with co-vice captain Dunks, Taylor Swift’s Karma would have converted her. With Dunks about to play his fourth grand final, we’re hoping some Karma is on the cards for the opposition.
This one is an honourable addition, as Linc has also been out of the season with an ACL injury.
Instructions unclear; half the crowd has their pants down.
The wordplay with Zane’s initials is a clever move, and the song is killer. A great choice for the bearded dad in your life.
A bit of Kylie Minogue from the young fella - we love to see it.
Great song, not heard enough this season due to Gardiner’s ACL injury.
An absolute patriotic classic. The adrenaline becomes so high in the bleachers that it could power the entire stadium.
We wish we’d seen more of Darragh this season purely to bask in the frivolity of this track!
The siren in the back of this one really adds to the hype. Zorko deserves a high ranking for his part in dealing some winning kicks in the semi.
The iconic BUM, BUM, BUM echoes around the Gabba at full volume - truly magical stuff.
Kids love the song, parents love the goal, everyone loves Daniher. The crowd goes wild!
Kai you cheeky devil. Combining the rough and tumble of the league with the sassiness of Britney’s 2000 tune is a brilliant spectacle to behold. It also matches Kai’s cheeky demeanour perfectly. With Lohmann becoming an absolute machine with the goals, we’re so glad we get this throwback to enjoy.
We all knew Charlie Cameron’s song choice of Take Me Home, Country Roads would be first. Whether you’re a third or fourth gen AFL fan, or a newbie who is still picking up the rules of the game, everyone can unite in a good ol’ singalong to this John Denver classic. Some of the Lion’s greatest moments have been soundtracked by this country banger.
Maybe the Brisbane Lions will take the premiership cup home this year as well…
Tune into the AFL Grand Final on Saturday from 2:30, available via Channel 7, 7Plus, and the AFL Live App.